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Philippine Airlines? hmm…

Setyembre 6, 2007

Once upon a time in China, there lived a happy couple,
Mr. & Mrs.Chan with their 3 lovely daughters; Elaine, Ena & Ella.

The 3 daughters were brought up in a prim-and-proper
way and when they reached 20, they were still virgins.

Years passed, and it was time to get them married.
So, the parents found them the most suitable “leng
chais” (handsome guys). They got married and were
preparing to set-off on their honeymoon.

As ‘concerned’ parents, Mr.& Mrs. Chan were curious
about their daughters’ first-night experience. So,
before the daughters went on their respective
honeymoons, Mrs.Chan told them, “Your father & I want
to know about your 1st night encounters and whether
you are satisfied. Write a letter to us, but as not
to raise your husbands’ curiosity… you all must
use a code to describe your experiences” .

So, the excited daughters were off. A week passed.
Mr. & Mrs.Chan got the first letter. It was from
Elaine. They opened the letter and found the word
STANDARD CHARTERED. They immediately took the
newspaper and looked for the Standard Chartered
advertisement. “Ah! Here it is!!!!” exclaimed
Mr.Chan. The motto for Standard Chartered was….
“BIG, STRONG & FRIENDLY.” Mr & Mrs.Chan were happy.

A week later, they got another letter. This time it
was from Ena. The content was simple. “NESCAFE”. So
again they took the newspaper and looked for the
Nescafe ad. “Ah! here it is….. ‘NESCAFE: PLEASURE
TILL THE LAST DROP.’ Mr. and Mrs Chan jumped for joy.

Another week passed. A month passed. 2 months passed.
There was still no letter from Ella. The Chans became
worried. Finally, the letter came. It was scribbled
and could hardly be read, but Mrs. Chan managed to
figure it out. The code was “PHILIPPINE AIRLINES”.

Mr. Chan, confused on why she chose Philippine
Airlines, rushed to the
nearest store and got a newspaper.

He flipped the pages frantically. …… “Ah! Here it
is!!!” Mrs.Chan grabbed the page and read aloud.
Before she could finish ….THUMP!!! … she fell off
her chair… The Airline’s motto was…

“7 TIMES A WEEK. 4 TO 6 TIMES A DAY. NON-STOP.”

P.S.

Ang labo… hahaha. nakuha ko nga lang pala ito sa filsg.com

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