ARTS & SCIENCES (AS):
AS chairs:
“push button to eject seatmate”
“push button to eject urself”
“push button to kill teacher.”
“push button to eject teacher”
….reply: “it’s jammed! We’re doomed!”
AS 1st floor CR uli:
“Im a simple gay “
tapos may sumagot
“sira! Dapat ‘Im simple and gay!’ Taga peyups ka ba? duh! “
tapos may sumagot (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply)
“sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used as a noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!”
AS cubicle:
“Donate your bulbol here..” tapos may chewing gum na pagdidikitan. …
AS chair :
“you know bobo? bobo is you!”
AS 1st floor CR:
“if you forget the past, then you porget the purious..”
MATH:
sa CR sa may Math building:
“SUMAPI SA NPA!”
may sumagot:
“PAANO?”
may sumagot pa:
“MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!”
sa likod ng isang “teacher’s chair” sa 3 rd floor:
“BABALA: asawa ni babalu”
sa Math 3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli:
“you’ll NEVER find what you’re looking for”
may nag-reply:
“find x.”
sa Math 3rd floor, sa isa pang upuan uli.
nakasulat sa armchair:
“F*CK DA WORLD! “
tas may sumagot:
“F*CK U TOO!
–WORLD”
3rd floor Math CR:
“kaibigan, pagkapatos mong umihi,
paki PLUS mo naman, hehehe.”
FINE ARTS:
“nobody cares”
somebody answered:
“not even the carebares?”
then another:
“not even kier?”
then:
“not even zoren?”
lastly:
“not even zorro?”
….all written by different people.
CHEM:
Chem chair:
“push button to spray acid on prof’s face.”
Another Chem chair:
“You Boron!!!”
BIO:
Bio chair:
“Push cadaver to haunt teacher.”
FO Santos:
“SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO… bawal.”
ENG’G:
Sa Men’s CR, facing the urinal:
“Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!”
reply:
“the future you are holding is very small.”
GAB:
sa likod ng armchair sa isang room sa GAB:
“takas ng ward 7″
UP INTEGRATED SCHOOL
….sa loob ng music room.
“maam _______(music prof) boses palaka!”
tas may sumagot
” nakarinig ka na ba ng boses ng palaka “
tas may sumagot uli
“weh”
tas may nag-react uli
“oo, sabi kokak!kokak!”
VINZONS:
Wall ng Vinzons
“Do not steal. The government hates competition.”
men’s cr sa Vinzon’s:
“remember: the hands that clean this toilet are the same hands that cook your food.”
men’s cr waaaay above the urinal:
“if you can read this, the fire department wants you!”
NIGS:
sa isang upuan:
“f*ck nigs!”
may nagreply:
“who’s nigs?”
MAIN LIB
sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section:
“UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC”
tapos may sumagot
“mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP”
KALAI:
nietzsche-”god is dead”
God- “Nietzsche is dead!”
SHOPPING CENTER:
sa labas ng PNB:
” in case of emergency break ass and push butt”
sa girls’ CR:
“Bawal ang vandal dito!…
Mommy said: First Aid Terramycin”
sa girls’ CR uli:
“My boyfriend and I had sex and now I’m pregnant”
reply:
” Pray to God”
hehehe ayos ha. oo nga pala galing sa PPC yan. www.pinoypc.net 
:D astig. ang link nga pala ay:
Link
este nakita ko pala ito sa PPC. ewan ko kung saan na nakuha yan. haha
